Think of a phrase that will go with:
Send me your submission via e-mail along with your username TO ME. You can only submit ONE entry per user. If you have more than one, you will need to select ONLY one of the many. If you want to change it, send e-mail.
Those selected will be placed on a poll for two weeks... for everyone to vote for the best acronym... the winner will win a two months paid access to LiveJournal. If you're already a paid member, you will get two months of paid access tacked on to your account.
The selection process will end on Monday, March 4th, 23:59:59 EST. Afterwards, there will be about a two-week period to select the one that you find most amusing.
Pass it along if you want.